10 Reasons to Vote for Hillis

Our very own Peyton Hillis has advanced to the next round of voting and is still in contention to be on the Madden 2012 video game cover.

In the last round, he narrowly defeated Atlanta's Matt "Matty-Ice" Ryan. Of course, there was no doubt he could beat someone nicknamed after a crappy beer.

This week, Hillis squares off against Kansas City's Jamaal Charles. This should really be not contest for Hillis — but, just to be safe, you'd better go vote!

Now, I know what you're thinking ... "If Hillis gets on the cover, he and the Browns will suffer from the Madden Curse!"

Nonsense, I say! Nonsense!

First of all, the Cleveland Curse has been around a lot longer than the Madden Curse and, therefore, trumps any bad luck that may follow from appearing on the cover. If anything, another curse on this city may very well help to cancel out any bad luck this team already suffers.

Additionally, this would be a huge boost to the city of Cleveland and the Browns — national recognition of our eventual emergence as a powerhouse running team led by Hillis.

Finally, here's one more reason not to fear the Madden Curse: Peyton Hillis doesn't fear the Madden Curse, the Madden Curse fears Peyton Hillis.

Now, if you still need some convincing on why Peyton Hillis is awesome and you should vote for him, here's 10 reasons:

1. Peyton Hillis is the reason Waldo is hiding.
2. Peyton Hillis can slam a revolving door.
3. When the Boogy-Man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Peyton Hillis.
4. Peyton Hillis was once bitten by a rattlesnake ... after three days of pain and agony, the rattlesnake died.
5. When Peyton Hillis does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself, he's pushing the Earth down.
6. When Peyton Hillis pokes you on Facebook, you die.
7. When children go to bed, they take a teddy bear. When Peyton Hillis goes to bed, he takes a grizzly bear.
8. Mayor Jackson was going to name a street after Peyton Hillis, but changed his mind because no one crosses Peyton Hillis.
9. Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Peyton Hillis stories.
10. Peyton Hillis' tears can cure cancer ... it's too bad Peyton Hillis has never cried.

Now, what are you waiting for?

Go vote before Peyton Hillis finds out you haven't done so yet ...

Go Browns!