More Reasons to Vote for Hillis

Peyton Hillis has advanced yet again to the next round of voting and is still in contention to be on the Madden 2012 video game cover.

This is it! Final Four, baby! Who would have thought? Oh yeah, Peyton Hillis would have, that's who.

This week, Hillis squares off against Super Bowl champion quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

Packers, smackers! This should really be not contest for Hillis — but, just to be safe, you'd better go vote!

Remember, you don't have to worry about the Madden Curse, because Peyton Hillis isn't worried about the Madden Curse.

So, as I did last week, I again offer 10 reasons you should vote for Peyton Hillis:

1. Peyton Hillis doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
2. When Peyton Hillis crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
3. Kings have Peyton Hillis size beds.
4. Peyton Hillis' calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2, because NOBODY fools Peyton Hillis.
5. Peyton Hillis makes onions cry.
6. Peyton Hillis doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
7. Aaron Rodgers can throw a football over 50 yards. Peyton Hillis can throw Aaron Rodgers even farther.
8. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Peyton Hillis. When Peyton Hillis gets mad, run.
9. Death once had a near-Peyton Hillis experience.
10. Peyton Hillis can make a Slinky go up-stairs.

Now, what are you waiting for?

Go vote before Peyton Hillis finds out you haven't done so yet ...

Go Browns!