Dawg Pound vs. Dog Killer

It's the finals, baby! Peyton Hillis has advanced to the final round of voting to be on the Madden 2012 video game cover.

Last week, in the Final Four, Peyton Hillis was matched up against Super Bowl MVP Aaron Rodgers and it wasn't even close! Hillis handily won with 61% of the vote. Take that, Cheeseheads!

This week, it's the finals and our beloved hero is taking on the pride of Leavenworth, Michael Vick. He may have "served his time," but what Vick did to those poor dogs is unforgivable in my book.

Again, this should really be not contest for Hillis — but, just to be safe, you'd better go vote!

Who cares about the "Madden Curse" ... we cannot let Michael Vick be the poster boy for the NFL.

So, as I did last week and the week before, I again offer 10 reasons you should vote for Peyton Hillis:

1. When life gives Peyton Hillis lemons, he makes grape juice and no one questions how he did it. They just sit there drinking the best grape juice ever.
2. Candyman is scared to look in the mirror and say Peyton Hillis five times.
3. Peyton Hillis doesn’t use a remote. He just tells the TV to change channels.
4. Mondays hate Peyton Hillis.
5. Peyton Hillis doesn’t guess when he plays Guess Who ... He knows.
6. Peyton Hillis can tweet 141 characters.
7. When Peyton Hillis was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Peyton Hillis.
8. Tired gets Peyton Hillis.
9. Peyton Hillis can wake up a sleeping bag.
10. There are no bullet-proof vests ... only shirts Peyton Hillis has worn in the gym, then donated to police.

Now, what are you waiting for?

Go vote before Peyton Hillis finds out you haven't done so yet ...

Go Browns!